Though it might be you

The night was dark when two men came up to the run-down cabin in the West Virginia hills and kicked the door. "Say, you all right, Orval?" they asked. "We found a body by the creek, and we kinda thought it might be you."

"What'd the fella look like?" asked Orval

"Sorta like you, Orval. A no-account."

"Have shoes on?"

"Yep."

"Overalls?"

"Yep."

"Shirt?"

"Yep."

"Was he shaved?"

"Seems like he were."

"Nope! 'Twarn't me, then!"

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