Truckers fighting

Two tough-looking truckers from North Dakota stopped at a cafe outside of Great Falls. They were soon in a big argument with some local ranchers.

"If you guys want to tear each other apart," shouted the bartender, "go outside!"

The truckers left with the ranchers right behind them. In only five minutes the Montanans were back at the bar.

"What happened?" asked the bartender.

"Them dogs from North Dakota went an' pulled out their razors on us! But it turned out okay. They didn't have no place to plug 'em into!"

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