How would your wife carry on?
An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to
an Abilene rancher.
"Look at it this way," he said. "How would your wife carry
on if you should die?"
"Well," answered the Texan, "I don't reckon that's any concern
of mine, so long as she behaves herself while I'm alive."
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