Would you like a look?

Loralee sat opposite a man on a desolate train ride through West Virginia.

He looked terribly sad and lonely, but in a while he said,

"Excuse me, miss! Would you like to take a look at my Cosmopolitan? "

"Mista!" said the hillbilly girl. "If n yew dare try, ah'll scream!"

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