Clean socks everyday

Caleb came from a small town in west Texas and was real thrilled when he made the A & M football team. One Monday afternoon the coach noticed his socks were filthy.

"Hey you featherbrain," said the coach. "You gotta put on a clean pair of socks each day before we go out for practice!"

By Friday, Caleb couldn't get his shoes on.

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