Can you pass this ball?

Dwayne showed up at the practice field to fry out for the Kansas State football team.

"What position do you wanna play?" asked the coach.

"Quarterback!" answered Dwayne.

The coach handed him a football and said, "Do you think you can pass this ball?"

"Hell!" said the boy. "If'n I can swallow it, I know I can pass it!"

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