Crowded mens room

Professor Pollen went into the men's room on the train and found it crowded with other men.

When he came out ten minutes later, his wife said,

"Darling, you've still got whiskers. Why didn't you shave?"

"Oh, dear! I thought I did," he said. "But there were six of us using the same mirror, so I must have shaved the guy standing next to me!"

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