My mother caught me

Middle-aged Payton and Grimes were sitting in a cocktail lounge discussing their past lives.

"I've lived a good life," said Payton. "There's only one thing I'm ashamed of. My mother caught me once doin' something real embarrassing."

"Don't worry about it," soothed his friend. "All us kids did that."

"I know," said Payton. "But it was only yesterday that she caught me!"

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