Pushing or pulling

Perkin and Knolls, two Philadelphia lawyers, went hunting in North Dakota and killed a deer.

They each grabbed a hind leg and began pulling it toward the truck. But the antlers kept dragging and slowing them down.

Another hunter passed by and said, "Why don't you pull that thing by the horns?!" And the men did.

Two hours later, Perkin said, "This is a good idea, Knolls. It's a hell of a lot easier than the way we was doin' it."

"Yeah," said his buddy. "But we keep gettin' further and further from the truck!"

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