Haven't seen a woman in years

Private Skinner of the Foreign Legion hadn't seen a woman in years.

"I'm getting pretty frustrated," said the soldier to his sergeant. "What am I going to do?"

"See that camel over there?" answered the NCO. "The men are supposed to take that animal when they need to relieve themselves."

That night the sergeant was awakened by the camel's screeching and squealing. He discovered Skinner kissing and hugging the animal and having a great time.

"What're you doing?!" shouted the sergeant. "You were supposed to take the camel to where the women are!"

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