Great fishing spot

Collins and Marley, two retired Rotarians, were out in a rowboat fishing. Suddenly, Collins landed a big one and remarked to his friend, "This is some place to fish! How we gonna remember where it is for next tune?"

His friend thought for a minute and then jumped overboard, disappearing beneath the surface.

In a moment he climbed back on board.

"What'd you do?" Collins asked.

"I painted an X on the bottom of the boat so we can remember the spot!"

"Boy, are you stupid!" Collins berated his friend. "What'll we do next time if we don't get the same boat?!"

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