Painting estimate

Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house.

"How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry.

"Twenty dollars an hour," replied Plotke.

"Good Lord!" exclaimed the home owner. "I wouldn't pay Michelangelo that price!"

"I tell you one thing, mister," said the painter. "If that guy you mentioned is doin' the job for less, he ain't no member of our union!"

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