She won't make out

Young Willis had several dates with Erlene but was unable to make out.

He asked his buddy Alvah what to do.

"Jes' drive her out in the country," advised Alvah, "and tell her to put out or get out."

So Willis got Erlene into his pickup truck, found a secluded spot ten miles out of town and parked.

"Okay," said the boy, "now get out or I'll put you out!"

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