One Liners
Stock market dip
Watch out for the bridge
Why are you so wet?
What'd you do today?
My canary won't sing
Painting estimate
Did you like the play?
She won't make out
Grab a wire
He can't read
I didn't ever think we would make it
Foggy San Francisco
What's your number?
You'll be treated fair
Pizza pieces
Rail crash
My mother caught me
Tuna fishing
Would you like to see my scar?
There is a head in the road
Standing room only
Shooting accident
Bet you can't shoot that rabbit
Pushing or pulling
Lousy duck hunters
Have your eyes ever been checked?
Haven't seen a woman in years
Great fishing spot
What is the meaning of Easter?
Bet I can climb that light beam
Between us we know it all
Measuring a flag pole
Leaky roof
My house is on fire
Stuck on a desert island for five years
Go to the end of the line
Where's the body
What's the cheapest window to break?
