I bet that horse falls into that hole

Harry and his wife were watching an old Clint East-wood western on TV. As Clint rode through a pass, Harry's spouse said, "I'll bet you a dollar his horse steps in a gopher hole and falls!"

"Okay," said Harry. "You're on!"

Sure enough, the horse stumbled. After the bet was paid, the wife said, "I ought to tell you, I saw the movie before. That's how I knew."

"So did I," said Harry, "but I didn't think a horse would be dumb enough to fall in the same hole twice!"

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