Absentminded milkman

Two Texas ranchers, Joe Ed and his neighbor Billy Ray, were taking an afternoon ride through the foothills.

"Ole buddy," moaned Joe Ed, "have Ah got me an absentminded milkman."

"Watch yew mean?" asked Billy Ray.

"Well, mah wife's been feelin' kind of poorly these past couple a days, so Ah stayed home today and took care of her. Early this mornin' there was a knock on the door and Ah went to answer it. Ah was nekkid, so Ah threw on mah wife's bathrobe."

"So?"

"When Ah opened the door that danged fool of a milkman grabbed holt a me, started rabbin' mah ass and then gimme a big kiss. Ah reckon his wife must have the same color bathrobe as Ellie Jo!"

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