I'll teach him to swear

When Warner came home from work his wife greeted him excitedly.

"You better speak to Junior about swearing. I overheard him using terrible language on the way home from school this afternoon."

"What!" shouted Warner. "I'll teach him to swear!"

He scrambled up the stairs and, on the top step, stumbled over Junior's skates. He tumbled back down and came to a painful stop.

"That's enough for one lesson!" said Mrs. Warner.

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