Did you give my jewels for safekeeping

Fernell and his wife were taking their first cruise down to the Caribbean.

At breakfast the next morning she asked him,

"Did you hand over my jewels to the ship's purser for safekeeping like I told you?"

"I didn't have to, darlin'," he replied, "there was a lovely little wall safe in the cabin called a porthole."

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