Texas vacation

Emmett had just described his vacation experiences to a friend.

"Sounds as if you had a great time in Texas," he said. "But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit Colorado?"

"Well," Emmett replied, "we changed our plans because, uh . . ."

His wife cut in, "Oh, tell him the truth, Em. It's ridiculous. Emmett simply will not ask directions!"

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