Would you check on my wife

Dudger got an out-of-town construction job and asked his pal, Poison, to check up on his wife to see that she didn't fool around with anybody.

Six months later Dudger returned and found his spouse and his best friend in bed doing the very thing he'd tried to avoid. Dudger called his wife every name in the book and then threatened divorce.

"And as for you, you dirty dog!" he shouted at Poison.

"Couldn't you at least stop while I'm talking to you?!"

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