Leave it to you to buy tires

Bernstein rushed into his Bronx apartment and shouted to his wife, "Hey, honey! Guess what?"

"What?"

"I just bought four new tires. What a bargain."

"What a dimwit! Leave it to you to buy tires when you don't even own a car."

"Yeah? Do I say anything when you buy a bra?"

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