Fixing up cocktails

Clete, a young farm boy, and Lila Mae, his new wife, came home from their ten-day Las Vegas honeymoon.

The next evening the bridegroom, wanting to show off his newly discovered sophistication, volunteered to fix cocktails before their dinner.

Clete was out in the kitchen for a long time when his spouse came in and inquired, "Wot's taking you so long?"

"Ah rinsed the ice cubes in this here hot water," he replied, "and now Ah can't find 'em!"

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