Stand in that circle

A Detroit dentist and his wife were in a motel. In the middle of the night a man crashed into their room and, at gunpoint, forced the husband out of bed.

He drew a circle on the floor with a piece of chalk and then said, "Stand in that circle. If you move out of it, I'll kill you!"

The intruder hopped in bed with the dentist's wife, made love to her for over an hour and then left.

"My God!" cried the distraught woman. "Why didn't you do something?!"

"I did!" responded the dentist. "I jumped out of the circle three times!"

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