Here's the husband with flowers

Vehna May and her friend, Cora Sue, were having an afternoon coffee klatch.

"Oh, shoot!" said Vehna May. "Look out the window. Here comes mah husband with a dozen carnations."

"Golly," said Cora Sue. "What's wrong with a bunch of carnations?"

"Yew kiddin'! Mah legs'll be spread apart all weekend now."

"Gee whiz, honey," said Cora Sue, "ain't yew got a vase?"

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