Wheeling the baby?

Young Chapman was wheeling a baby carriage around the block on a very hot afternoon.

"Honey!" shouted Mrs. Chapman from an upper window of their house.

"Lemme alone!" he called back. "We're all right."

An hour later his wife pleaded once again, "Honey!"

"Well, what do you want?" he replied. "Something wrong in the house?"

"No, honey, but you've been wheeling Melissa's doll all afternoon. Isn't it time for the baby to have a turn?"

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