Do you know a good dentist?

"I got a terrible toothache, Virgil. It's killin' me. Do you know a good dentist?"

"You don't need a dentist. I had me a real bad toothache yesterday, but my wife put her arms around me and kissed me and cuddled me and loved me up and in no time the pain went away. You oughta try the same thing."

"Great idea. You're a real buddy. Where can I find your wife?"

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