One Liners
Bottle of deodorant
We'll go under a river soon
Temporary office
Married too often
Bad meat
Eating bananas
Beautiful & Stupid
Been riding backwards
You're so dumb
It's too hot today
I bet that horse falls into that hole
They didn't cost a thing
Absentminded milkman
Is Julia Roberts her real name?
I'll teach him to swear
I'll handle the redecoration
You have twins
Is it real?
Blame the wife
I fixed that sucker
Did you give my jewels for safekeeping
Texas vacation
I fixed them
Would you check on my wife
Birth control pills aren't working
Arrange for the baby to be christened
What's the joke?
He must think I'm in the coast guard
Leave it to you to buy tires
Fixing up cocktails
Stand in that circle
He keeps breaking my cigars
What are you doing?
Take him to the zoo
Here's the husband with flowers
Do you look at your husbands face?
Wheeling the baby?
Do you know a good dentist?