Do you know what our son was doing?

Nicole returned from the supermarket and was met at the door by her husband. "I'm so proud of our little son," he said excitedly. "Do you know what he was doin' just now?"

"No, what?" asked Nicole.

"Why, he was standin' in front of the mirror with his eyes closed so he could see what he looks like when he's asleep!"

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