Get your hair cut

Miles returned to his posh Beverly Hills home from college one hot afternoon and decided to cool off with a dip in the family pool.

"Wait a minute, son," announced his father, "you can't go in the pool with long hair!"

"What?" exclaimed Miles.

"You heard me! It's unhealthy. Get a haircut and you can go in!"

"But, Dad!" said the young man. "Some of history's greatest men had long hair."

"Those are the rules."

"Moses had long hair, Dad," protested the son.

"Well," said the father thoughtfully. "Moses can't swim in our pool either."

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