One Liners
Who shot Lincoln?
Why did he score zero?
What are you reading?
How much is $500,000
My son is smarter than Lincoln
Encyclopedia
You ask a lot of questions
How did he get on in his history exam?
I'm making a nuisance of myself
I've just resuscitated her
Gee you're dumb
Least common denominator
Why do you want to go to the zoo?
That's my dad
I have an attachment for your daughter
Caught lighting a cigar
Missing trains
Do you know what our son was doing?
Get your hair cut
