Lighting matches

Jett was tryin' to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away.

He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it.

Jett struck the third one and it lit up.

"That's a good one!" said the redneck, blowing it out.

"Ah'm gonna save it!"

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