Canon cleaner

Thetchel lived in a tiny Alabama town and couldn't get a job. So the town council decided to hire him to keep the Civil War cannon polished.

The young redneck did a good job and kept the brass polished and the cannon shining.

One day Thetchel went to the mayor's office and told him he was quitting.

"Why, son?" asked the mayor.

"Ah've been savin' money to buy mah own cannon. Ah'm goin' in ta business for mahself!"

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