Naked in the hotel lobby

Slaydon was standing in the middle of a hotel lobby without any clothes on when a policeman grabbed him.

"Okay, fella!" said the cop. "Let's get something to cover you up and go down to the station!"

"Wait a minute!" Slaydon said, resisting.

"Listen, mister!" protested the cop. "You can't just stand around here stark naked!"

"But officer," begged the redneck.

"Ah'm waitin' for mah girlfriend. We wuz up in the room and she said, 'Honey, let's get undressed and go to town.' Ah guess Ah just beat her downstairs!"

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