Rednecks on a flight

Barbour and Romayne were on a jet to Cincinnati when the captain's voice came over the loud speaker:

"We've lost an engine, but there's no cause for worry. We have plenty of power left. But," added the pilot, "we will be a little late."

A few minutes later another engine went out, and the captain repeated the same message.

Soon the third engine conked out, and the captain made the announcement again.

"Dang!" said Barbour. "If'n that last engine goes out, we could be up here all night!"

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