Redneck lottery

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,

"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?"

"Whada ya win?"

"A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years."

"How much are they each?"

"Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"

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