Champion weightlifter

Hoss and Slick were passin' the time swigging Dr. Peppers and playing dominoes.

"Did yew know Jesse James was a champion weight lifter?" Hoss asked his friend.

"Ah don't believe it!" said Slick.

"It's true!" said Hoss. "Ah heerd he held up two ten-ton trains one after the other!"

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