How's every-thin' up yore way?

Cole was walking down the road when he ran into Hoskins.

"Howdy, Cole!" said Hoskins. "How's every-thin' up yore way?"

Cole shook his head. "Not real good," he replied.

"Mah daughter's took down with the typhoid, and the ol' woman's dyin' of pneumonia. Ah shore got a peck o' trouble!"

"Ah'm mighty sorry," said Hoskins. "Ah don't know nothin' 'bout typhoid fever, and there ain't no pneumonia in our family neither. When it comes to pecker trouble, though, Ah sure can sympathize with ya!"

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