Signed with an O

Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O."

"Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk.

"Cause Ah can't write," replied the girl.

"Why don't you sign with an 'X'?" asked the man.

"Ah used to," she answered. "But when Ah got me a divorce, Ah took back mah maiden name!"

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