Painting in the heat

The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.

Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house.

A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?"

" 'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"

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