Stop throwing dirt

Roach and Tubbs, two Tennessee laborers, were working on a State Highway project.

"Hey!" shouted Roach to his friend. "Stop throwin' that dirt out a the ditch!"

"Ah hav' ta throw the dirt somewhere," said Tubbs.

"Yew blockhead!" yelled Roach. "Dig yoreself another hole and put it in there!"

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