Redneck police trainee

Down in Florida, a Philadelphian, a Bostonian and a Raleigh redneck completed the police academy course and were close to becoming cops.

"Just one more question," said the police chief to the candidate from Philadelphia. "Who killed Jesus Christ?"

"They used to say it was the Jews," said the Philadelphian, "but they proved that wrong."

"Good!" responded the chief. "You can start work Monday."

He then called in the former Bostonian.

"Who killed Jesus Christ?" the cop asked the candidate.

"The Romans," answered the man from Massachusetts.

"Okay. You can begin duty Monday morning."

Finally he called in the redneck.

"Who killed Jesus Christ?" asked the top cop.

" Waal, Chief, that's kind of a hard question. Ah'd like to think on it overnight and tell yew my answer in the mornin'."

The chief agreed. When the redneck got home his wife asked, "Well, did you get the job?"

"Shore did!" he answered. "And Ah'm already on mah first assignment a big murder case!"

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