4AM telephone calls

Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling long distance from Montgomery.

"What's the matter?" asked Moody. "Yew in trouble?"

"Naw!" said Crumm.

"Watch yew want, then?"

"Nothin'!"

"Then how cum yer callin' me in the middle of the night?" asked Moody.

"Cause!" said the other redneck, "the rates is cheaper!"

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