An original Michelangelo

Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm.

"Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor.

"Ah dunno much 'bout art," replied the redneck, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars!

It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!"

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