You damn Norvegian

A beat-up, disheveled Scandanavian was sitting in the gutter in front of a North Dakota saloon, laughing hilariously as the blood dripped from his nose.

"What's the joke?" asked a passerby.

"Aye bane in there at da bar an' a faller cum up to me and hit me in da eye and sayd, 'Take dat, you dam Norvegian!' An he poonch me on da nose and say, 'Dat for you, you dam Norvegian!' An he kick me into da street. Ha, ha!"

"But what's so funny about that?"

"Vy, can't you tell? Aye bane a Svede!"

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