I've got your ear

Klinski and Dieslak were working on a building site when Klinski suddenly shouted, "Watch out! The bricks are falling off the wall!"

Just then, a brick fell and hit Dieslak, taking off his ear. He lay on the ground bleeding profusely.

"Take it easy," said Klinski. "I find your ear and take you to hospital. They soon sew it back on."

Klinski searched in the rubble, found Dieslak's ear and took it over to where he was lying on the ground.

"Okay," said the Russian. "I got it!"

Dieslak took one look at the ear and cried, "That's not mine, you dumbbell! My ear had a cigarette behind it!"

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