A mugged chinese man

Li Wu, walking down Broadway in New York on a dark night, passed by an alley. Two muggers jumped him, and though he put up a terrific fight, they got him down.

When they searched him they were amazed to find such a small amount of money in his pockets.

""You mean you put up a fight like that for a measly sixty-seven cents?" asked one of the muggers.

"Hell, no!" said the Chinese. "I thought you want the five hundred dollar in my shoe!"

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