American history test

Grandma Panzini had been voting in America for thirty years and finally decided to become a citizen. She arrived in court on the appointed day.

The first part of the test was on American history. The judge held up a picture of Abraham Lincoln and asked, "Who is this?"

"Dat's a Abraham Lincoln!" said the woman.

His Honor then held up a picture of George Washington. "And who is this?" he inquired.

"Datsa his wife!" said the grandma with pride.

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