Next plane to Buffalo

Michelcheve walked up to an airport ticket counter and asked, "When is de next plane to Buffalo?"

"At five-thirty this afternoon," said the clerk. "But it's a local flight with stopovers in Washington and New York. The whole flight takes about four hours."

"That be too long," said the Russian.

"The best I can do is a direct flight the day after tomorrow," said the clerk.

"Okay. I wait for that one!"

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