Siberian chicken farm

A Siberian couple decided to start a chicken farm.

They bought two chickens, took them home, dug a hole in the backyard and buried the birds headfirst.

The next morning they got up excited, went to the garden and discovered the chickens were dead.

The Siberians discussed what had gone wrong over breakfast and decided to buy two more chickens. This time they planted them in the yard feet down.

The next morning, they got up excited, raced to the garden and found the birds had died.

The couple discussed what went wrong over breakfast and decided to write to the minister of agriculture explaining their problem.

Within a week they received a prompt reply. The letter read:

"Please send a soil sample."

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