He went to America

Muldoon and Nolan were relaxing in a Belfast park. "I hear you got a letter from your brother, Denny, that went to America," said Muldoon.

"Faith, an' I did that," replied Nolan.

"An' what did the boy say about hisself?"

"I can't tell you," said Muldoon. "On the outside of the envelope was printed RETURN IN FIVE DAYS, so I mailed it back to him."

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